It’s the home improvements edition of Fresh Goods Friday. It’s dark and cold and wet outside, and we’re sick of staring at our walls and wondering if that’s magnolia or nicotine, a rat or a mouse. If we’re going to be indoors, we want our habitats to be nicer. And so we’re spending our Christmas money not on frivolous trinkets or January sale fashions, but on home improvements. DIY of course – we’re bike journos, not politicians.
No joshing or being jocular about your pest control. No casual dabblers. This is for those who are serious about pest control (Hannah hopes). She thinks she has a rat. She can’t smell it, but she can hear it, and it’s walked off with some bait in the loft (but is still scrabbling around). She couldn’t get hold of a wildlife camera to see if it’s a rat or a raccoon, but the balance of probability seems to be in favour of rat. So this trap is being deployed, with peanut butter. Yes, she’s feeling a little squeamish about it, but also: rats. In the loft. It’s going to be plural, isn’t it? Eww all round. The absence of claw sounds in walls and ceilings will definitely be a home improvement.
Hope Seat Clamp
New seat clamp for Ross’ new Deviate Claymore. Because he doesn’t trust himself with the one that came supplied with the frame (small bolts y’see). The seat clamps from Hope are all about being not-small. Machined from billet 2014 T6 aluminium, fairly deep ‘n’ chunky and featuring a gert big bolt. Available in all the usual colours. And black. If you are well boring.
OEX Etna Mini Stove
£30.00£16.00 (with Go Outdoors Member’s Card)
- From: Go Outdoors
Compact, lightweight and ideal for the solo explorer. This screws directly onto your gas can, and when it’s packed into the carry pouch it is very easy to lose, so you’ll need to be very organised (or just less useless than Amanda).
ESI Extra Chunky Grips
Charlie says… “What’s better than a Kitkat? Obviously a Kitkat Chunky is way better.
“Now if we apply this theory to grips, and throw in an “extra”, we get the ESI Extra Chunky silicone foam grip. These are an old favourite of mine and great for tired old hands. With an external diameter of 34mm they are great for folk with big hands.
“Top tip for fitting is to get the bar end plugs (included) in first, and then use cheap window cleaner or alcohol to lube them into place. Sounds weird, but it really works.
“The extra chunky is available in lots of colours and also available in two wider widths for big hands and weirdo bars like Jones H bars.”
Sugar Soap Powder
Benji is redecorating his kitchen. Yes, those small red tiles will be going. Actually, they won’t be going, they’ll be going under a coat of green paint. Apparently you can paint tiles. Who knew? Probably loads of people. The redecoration project is very much a delaying tactic instead of getting a whole new kitchen refit (£1,000,000).
The Penguin Dictionary Of Place Names
- Price: £9.99
- From: Abe Books is good for secondhand copies
Here’s what Benji got for Christmas. A ceaselessly fascinating and illuminating tome all about why places are called what they’re called. “Shap: (village, Cumbria): ‘(place by the) heap of stones’. OE hēap, ‘heap’. The name refers to the remains of an ancient stone circle by the main road (now the A6) south of the town. c.1190 Hep.”
Sikagard Latex Paint
In keeping with the home improvement theme, Chipps has purchased this tin (well, it’s plastic) of Latex paint. While Hannah’s filthy mind inferred that it had some kind of deviant purpose, it’s going to be used to seal up those awkward gaps between the tiles and the side wall and hopefully stop the house filling with water. If you thought that Stan’s was expensive, this stuff is about on par, and far less useful on the bike…
WTB SL8 Cromoly Saddle
Benji has robbed this saddle of Amanda/Rhys because he needs a saddle with a lower stack height (is that what you call it?) for his Stif Squatch build. Why does he need a lower stack saddle? Because he has
lost temporarily misplaced the small brass pins that are used to reduce the travel on the OneUp dropper seatpost he’s fitting and the current saddle is approximately 10mm too high (this is also why the saddle pictured above is not in Benji’s usual nose-down-tail-up angle of dangle). And he does get on well with WTB saddles. The WTB Volt saddle is his goto perch but he’s giving this sleeker SL8 saddle a try. Benji’s Squatch is very nearly finished btw. Look out for a ‘Bike Check’ feature sometime in the next week or so. In the meantime… back to searching for tiny brass bits.
Bum Butter Mouse Trap Bait
Charlie says… “is there no end to the uses for this magical butter? Seriously now… a couple of years ago I lost a few dozen tubs of Bum Butter to a gang of furry attic residents. They gnawed into a cardboard box, then through the plastic lids, and consumed the Bum Butter. I then got some HUMANE TRAPS (looking at you Evil Hannah) and used a bit of Bum Butter on a Ritz Cracker to capture the offenders. Being a generally nice guy I took the trapped mice and released them in the garden of a miserable old sod in a nearby village who drives like a complete ****er and has cut me up several times.
“If you are using humane traps, do check them regularly as several poor mice have frozen to death in the attic before I got to them. These mice also go into the old gits garden.”
Thread Of The Week
This very bestest thread on the world infamous Singletrack forums this week came about from this post from NewRetroTom…
The winning TOTW in FGF gets a prize. And it’s the fabulous majestic Singletrack x Granite Designs RockBand Strap! So BOOYA!! to NewRetroTom. Please email [email protected] Please include your postal address, as it really speeds up delivery logistics init.
Classifieds Ad Of The Week
moonter: “Pace RC627 *** Price reduced ***. Size: Medium. Colour: Stove (looks black in photos, dark green/grey in reality). Invisiframed from new. Bought Feb 21, ridden for 500km till June 21 then I got a good deal on a full suspension. It has sat in the garage since. In virtually as-new condition. A few shallow paint rubs on the down tube (typical, the only tube that isn’t Invisiframed!) Includes: Hope Seatpost Clamp (black), Hope Headset (black), Burgtec rear axle, Pace neoprene chainstay protector, Vitus Seatpost (rigid, black, brand new). Save £280 on a new one and get a free headset worth £110!”
The Mystical Moors
‘A Historical Field Guide to the Rossendale Valley, East Lancashire – Part Two: The Ogden, Lower Irwell and Spodden Valleys’, to give it its full title. Another one of Benji’s Christmas prezzies. A photo-filled book full of interesting little bits of history about the valleys and hills where he lives (and rides). Books like these are great for finding new places to have an explore, whether that’s on wheels or whilst dragging the family around on during weekend walkies. Archie (the dog) is also keen on walkies.
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